Cocoa Bean was involved. 

I remember I stood in line with my BYU friends for like 3 hours, and I only ended up with half a cupcake because that's all they had left. everyone else had to get a drink. ha. sorry, kids.

then my family moved to Wyoming. 

and for some reason I moved with them??

and we kept running into tornadoes on the drive there. 

my mom kept hitting them. she was not a very good driver that day.

and in our new house, I was forced to vacuum everything. 

like, impossible places you would never expect anyone to vacuum. I had a sad life.

to make things, um, weirder. my mom was pregnant. with a girl. 

and I was mad. because she was old. and I liked our 5-kid family. and I didn't want another sister.

... I think that idea may have come from the fact that I watched Saturday's Warrior yesterday.

hahahahaha.