Here's a list of the most random things in my Google Search history from the last couple months or so:

• "Sophie's Choice"
• when can you see Cassiopeia constellation
• Pablo Picasso's granddaughter artist
• How high do airplanes fly
• Best brand of blacklight nail polish
• Watch Whodunnit in Canada
• Best sans serif font
• Mayan ruins Belize
• Goo Goo Dolls lead singer
• Ted's Bakery chocolate haupia pie recipe
• Official language of Puerto Rico
• Mac keyboard shortcut for copyright symbol
• Mountain man Timpanogos legend
• peduncle
• 45 credits on iStock is how many dollars
• Cocoa Bean MTC delivery
• Will Jada divorce

This list makes me look ADD, but I have a (sort of) valid reason for each of them. Except maybe the Will and Jada divorce question.


Your turn.
www.google.com/searchhistory

Buzzfeed posted a video of 24 Things To Do Before You Turn 30.  Here's their list and my thoughts on each of them.

• Spontaneously cut off all your hair.
• Nope. I love my hair too much. Even the girl in the video can tell this was a terrible idea.

• Take up some spiritual practice.
• Done.

• Become friends with your parents again.
• After my hour of FaceTiming my dad on Tuesday night and , I think I can cross this one off, too. Although was I ever not friends with my parents?

• Say hi to a large tortoise.
• We saw a giant turtle on the beach in Hawaii, and swam with a couple. Does that count?

• (Also - learn how to spell tortoise. I was so wrong like three different times, spell check couldn't even figure out what I was trying to say. UGH.)

• Go hard in vegas for 24 hours.
• No thanks. But I have been to Vegas for 24 hours for a bachelorette party, so we'll count that.

• Catch a huge fish (so you can brag about it forever).
• YES.

• Go on a long road trip with people you love.
• Well, I went to Oahu in May with friends, we've got a St. George trip in the works, and Maui trip on the backburner in 2014. I think those count.

• Learn how to cook at least one fancy dish.
• I can make quiche and creme brulee? Clearly, my idea of a fancy dish means something French.

• Find something you are really good at.
• Still working on this. Suggestions are welcome.

• Move to a new city.
• I moved to DC for a summer, I moved to Sacramento right after graduation, and I moved to Salt Lake for work. Check.

• Pee in every ocean.
• ... Let's just say swim in every ocean.

• Give one great speech at a friend's wedding.
• Start getting married, people. ;)

• Start a collection.
• Meh. Fine. Again, suggestions appreciated, because I don't really care about this one.

• Light fireworks in a baseball field.
• Well, if people would stop asking me how old I am and let me buy fireworks, this could happen.

• Go sailing.
• Who has a boat and wants to take me this weekend (or every weekend for the rest of the summer)?

• Make friends with people at a bar for one night.
• Maybe not a bar, but I'll be friends with strangers at a party for one night. Actually, I've done that!

• Learn a foreign language.
• Deal.

• Stop dressing like you’re still in high school.
• I hope I've conquered this.

• Take a spontaneous trip.
• I definitely think I've conquered this.

• Yell at a sports game.
• Um, only every sports game I go to.

• Get a tattoo about something random.
• I can hear Fat Amy in my head saying, "Mmmmm... Better not."

• Let go of your expectations.
• A work in progress.

• Stop doing things for the pictures and start doing it for the memories.

And here are my other personal pre-30 to-dos:

I shouldn't complain - it's much better than looking like I'm 45, but it makes my life pretty comical sometimes. And I feel like it happens way more frequently than it should.

I am young, yes. I am also petite. And I have no problem with either of these things, most days. I love being young. It's way more fun than being old (Question mark? It's not like I'm speaking from personal experience, I'm just guessing here).

But looking like I'm 15 isn't always ideal when you're not actually 15 and most of your friends are haven't been 15 for like a decade (and then some).

For example:

• When I checked out "He's Just Not That In To You" from the local library, the lady at the front desk asked if I was doing a book report. As in, for school. Like, high school. Seriously, lady?!?
• When I was buying fireworks for 4th of July, the cashier asked how old I was. (Side note: you only have to be 16 to buy fireworks in Utah.) GOSH.
• My friends and I went to Disneyland a few months back and a worker came and asked us to fill out his customer service survey. When he asked our ages, my friend said, "Four guests between ages 25-40.... Oh wait, no, three between 25-40, one in the 18-25 range." SMF.
• When distant cousins at family reunions think I'm actually the youngest sister  (I'm 4 years older than my youngest sister). Luckily, my 15 year old brother wasn't there to throw anyone off even more.

To perpetuate my own problem, a couple weeks ago, I accidentally said something about Young Women's instead of Relief Society. That was embarrassing.