This is what our society has come to.

Social media has been expoding since the movie premiered on SyFy last night.

"Sharks. Tornado. Nuff said."





A coworker of mine saw it last night and said it was actually entertaining.

.... This is a very real thing that people are really excited about!

What.


... I will never understand this.

And yet I'm seriously considering incorporating this in to my Shark Week 2013. Also I'm hoping it comes to Redbox or Netflix. For anyone who has SyFy, please watch it for me and tell me why this is a thing.

WHAT IS LIFE.

I need to go watch The Bachelorette. That is more slightly real than this.

... and I've already got my ticket for 12:01am.

to start out, I think fickle is a funny word. plus it rhymes with pickle. which is strange.
... after thinking for approximately 3.5 seconds, I believe fickle is the only word that rhymes with pickle.
and that is strange, too.

okay, moving on.

I am a wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-too-fickle-pickle girl. I want to change my blog every day!

because I see other people's adorable blogs and want mine to be just as cool as their's.
curse you, cool people.

also because I know how to now. :)
thanks, web design minor. you are the COOLEST. {and quite possibly making me the ultimate nerd-o, too. bleh.}

in other news {now I feel like a broadcaster. ha}:

• BYU basketball is awesome. ask anyone you know. well, except maybe an Aztec.
• my mommy! came to visit me last weekend with her other mommyfriends. it was excellent.
• apparently, there are lots of new songs on the radio that I don't know about. and that is a major problem.
• I ran two miles this week!! and I'm going back to the gym tonight! it's a Christmas miracle!! ... but seriously. I never work out. Leah laughed in my face when I told her and said, "I've never seen you exercise a day in your life!" it's true though. I'm a pansy when it comes to exercise. so be really proud, please?
• I love these children. and they are now my ring tone.
• it's not spring yet. which is also a problem. it felt like it for about 3 days, and then the snow monster {not to be confused with the smoke monster on Lost. they're probly brothers, tho.} came back.
• I love this boy. and his movie. if I were Kenzie, I would say, "it was excellent". but since I'm me, I'll just say that it was pretty much incredible. **I may or may not have had a dream last night that I was in a high school science class with him and his grandma.
• as far as being fickle is concerned, really not much is changing in my life. it's good, but it's consistent and sort of boring. maybe that's why I'm having blog ADD.
• okay, I lied. I'm fickle about one other thing. I have a cupboard full of food and I never want to eat any of it. but when my roommate makes Rice-a-Roni, I feel like I'm going to flat-out die because that's the only thing in the entire universe that I want to eat, and of course, I don't have any. so I'm a foody-fickle-pickle too.

new song, yes? it's been a while, so we'll pretend it's Tuesday. Heidi will laugh at me, but I have fallen head-over-heels with P!nk's song, "Perfect". I may or may not have had tears well up in my eyes the first time I heard it. it's just a powerful song with a good message, okay!?

... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there are currently people singing happy birthday in the library.
I'm confused? Randay?

and it's only August!

seriously. I'm super impressed with the film industry this year. here are just a few of my faves from 2010 {so far}.

1. inception. {duh}
2. toy story 3
3. despicable me. {saw it this weekend. loooooooooooved it!}
4. alice in wonderland. surprisingly good.
5. how to train your dragon {HILARIOUS}
6. letters to juliet. ha.
7. when in rome.

I died last night. :(

Emma Jo, the sweetest girl in the ward, ruthlessly slaughtered me last night. So now I'm dead.

oh well. I guess I can have a Fakebook profile picture again and change my name from "Hales" back to "Haley." sheesh.

me, Eric, Brian, {and some other people in the ward Sadie, Jenna, Christa, Jesse and other people I'm forgetting as well as some new stranger-friends} went to IKEA last night in Draper to play Sardines.

so this weekend was my first weekend living back at the Riv. and I couldn't have been happier just to chill.