stop being disgusting. you were super fun to kayak in, but you have strange creatures and you are very very brown.

love, I want to do that again and not need 17 baths afterwards

dear google,

please keep making awesome products.

sincerely, I seriously discover a new one every day!

dear Pat Sajak,

um, seeing you was cool and all, but maybe you should stick to wheel of fortune.

love, why the heck were you a parade grand marshall???

dear dinner group,

we make delicious food. that’s it.

love, this was really the best idea we ever had

dear new york,

I’m coming for ya! again.

love, am I really doing an internship in DC? because I’m never here on weekends

dear sore throat,

STOP IT.

sincerely, I’m ready to sound like a normal human being again

dear words with friends,

:)

sincerely, this is so addicting!!

dear Twitter,

thanks for giving me secret code words for Sprinkles cupcakes every day.

love, bring on the free cupcakes!