friday letters 6.17
3:00 PMdear cornea irritation,
you are terribly unpleasant. but thank you for finally being diagnosed.
sincerely, I just want to go outside in the sunlight and not look like I'm having a seizure.
dear harry potter 7.5,
please come sooner!
sincerely, I dunno if I can wait a whole month...
dear iPhone,
I've never been so grateful. going to the doctor was a piece of cake.
love, got directions, hours, phone number, sent my insurance info to their front desk, looked up prescriptions and got debit card info to pay for it all away from home.
dear edge of glory,
you rock, but you bring bad memories of nightly ab workouts.
sincerely, haley & janet
dear H&M,
stop having so many cute things all the time!!
love, you will be my downfall. or at least my wallet's.
dear YouTube,
what was life like before you??? I forget. thanks for having a million tutorials on everything.
sincerely, my office assumes I can do super cool web design things, when really, I just look up videos on how to use Adobe Flash.

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Very funny. Love it!
ReplyDeletehaha! haley. i cannot freaking wait for harry potter. i was watching the trailer today and seriously got chills. and i also freaking love youtube tutorials.
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