I'd be her. Ivanka Trump.

is this an April Fools joke? nope.
is this a weird obsession? yes.
am I okay with it? yes.

wikipedia & everyothersite define her as "model, heiress, socialite and American businesswoman".

she's awesome. she's 5'11"! she's one of the judges/head honchos on Celebrity Apprentice. she's goooooooooorgeous. she wore a Grace Kelly-inspired Vera Wang wedding dress. she's strong and tough when it comes to business {well, how can you NOT be when your dad's The Donald}, and she knows it. epitome of coolness in my book.

can that please be me?!?!

plus I've heard her dad is running for president.... {question mark????}

bahaha. whatevs Donald. you're crazy.