Funny-Sounding Things Make Sense When You're Five

4:21 PM

I hope everyone had an appetizing and family-fun Thanksgiving. 
I know I was fed and as stuffed as our turkey was 24/7. 

why I was thinking about this topic this morning is totally beyond me. but it seemed sort of funny and blogworthy.
maybe?

kids are funny. and they will always think they're right. 
so when I was little, I messed up movie and song quotes. a lot

my sisters and I talked about it on Facebook just a couple weeks ago. Jaime thought the words to "One Jump" from Aladdin were "... just a little snackaaaaaaaaaaa." instead of "just a little snack guys..."

a few more examples...

real quote
Zazu: "I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart to heart"
Simba: "Kings don't need advice from little hornbills for start."

my five-year-old self quote
Simba: "Kings don't need advice from little force fields for Scar."

real quote
Comrade Phlegmenkoff: "Little Miss Anya, it's time to take your place in life. In life and in line."

six-year-old quote
Comrade Phlegmenkoff: "Little Lasagna, it's time to take your place in life. In life and in line."

then there's the song "As I Lay Me Down" by Sophie B. Hawkins.
I always thought it was "And it sounds like church bells or a whistle of a train
on a submarine." 
rather than "on a summer evening."

do any of these make sense AT ALL?

nope. and I loved it.
and I miss being five.
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now for a not-so-much Music Tuesday, but a list of songs I am in love with right now.
"Grenade" by Bruno Mars 
**Kenzie if you read this, I apologize for saying Bruno wasn't attractive.
in this vid, he TOTALLY is. kinda looks like a young MJ.
"Firework" by Katy Perry
"Give a Little More" by Maroon 5
"Please Don't Go" by Mike Posner
"For the First Time" by The Script. {YAY!}
"Jar of Hearts" by Christina Perri {okay so this one I'm actually putting on the blog playlist. seriously beautiful}

... also I've re-fallen in love with "Remember December" by Demi Lovato. :)
happy last month of the year, guys!

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  1. hahahaha haley!! you are amazing. when i was little, i thought the last words to "i love to see the temple" was "this is my secret beauty" instead of "this is my sacred duty." totally made sense to me.

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