dear DC weather,
okay, this is no fun anymore.
sincerely, heat index of 116? no thank you, I'll just go home now.

dear sophomore year of college,
remember how AWFUL that was? don't worry. all will be redeemed.
love, all your freshman boys are coming home now, so you will have friends again!!

dear checking account,
hang in there, sweetie. it'll all be over soon.
sincerely, 15 more days...

dear Icelandic singers,
ummmmmm... what!?!? guys, this is WEIRD!
love, every cool new song I'm finding on Grooveshark is from some obscure Icelandic artist. ??????

dear J Crew,
I'm sorry I was skeptical about your swimsuit quality. it's seriously darling.
sincerely, I may or may not have wanted to wear it to work today. the temperature outside is not helping that urge, either.

dear beaches of California,
I'm super glad your entire western border is the Pacific Ocean, but this is really hard.
love, brain. overload. too. many. options. can't. make. decisions.