Oh wait, that's everyday of my life.

Okay, so my life is going pretty great. Except for one thing in particular. It's not even a big deal, it's just SUPER annoying.
So here is my version of "If I Were a Boy" by the one and only Beyonce (no, Jaime, not your bunny rabbit).

If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning,
Throw on what I wanted and go.

Work out at the gym
And avoid every girl
I would play basketball all day
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause I'd kill if you did.

If I were a boy
I think I could read the signs
When a girl is obviously smitten,
I'd be lots less oblivious.

I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you try your very hardest
To be a potential gf...
And everything you do is in vain.

It's a little too late for us to go out.
Say it's just a mistake
Think I would date you like that
If you thought I would wait for you,
You thought wrong.

But you're just a boy
You don't understand
And you don't understand, oh
What it means to read her signals
Someday you wish you were less of an idiot!

You don't listen to her.
You don't care how it hurts.
Until you try your very hardest
To be a potential bf...
And everything you do is in vain.
But you're just a boy.