Everything I Need To Know I Learned from "New Girl"

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I will be the first to admit this show is, ehhhhhh, inappropriate sometimes.

But it's also so hilarious and true. And I've had like eight people ask me if I cut my hair to look like Zooey Deschanel (the answer is no, for the record, but I've also had another eight people tell me I look like her now), so that's a thing.

And Tumblr loves this show, so there are approximately a million GIFs out there.


So here are some of my favorite "New Girl" life lessons, explained in GIFs.


 Sometimes you just need to give yourself a mirror pep talk.



Sometimes I have irrational reactions to things. Like calling out "meep meep" to a wandering coyote.



Food is really really important.




No matter what anyone says, T-Swift is therapeutic.
(I've had her song "Red" has been on repeat for like three days)



Having a grown up job and grown up money makes you feel great.



 Just accept it -- no one is all that normal.



This is totally an acceptable answer to your current relationship status.



Again, with the irrational, overdramatic responses to life. I am queen of this.



We read WAY more into everything than we should.



Car songs happen sometimes (okay, lots of times).



It's okay to be this person.



Literally, this was my last week. 



Being a pessimist is easy...



but things will get better.



 This definitely counts as a workout routine.



Cookies are an excellent and viable solution to confrontation.



You also might cry for no apparent reason in a job interview (done it).



Grumpy people are no fun. Make them dance!



And don't try to push.



Season 3 premieres tonight and I'm just a little bit excited.

"IT'S JESS."




EINTKILF originally comes from HelloGiggles and the hilariously fun Jess Tholmer

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